***Edit*** I didn't realize that the video quality was so shitty. I will try reposting to youtube tonight.
No editing, this is just the way the 5 videos came together. Works pretty good with the music...
5.25.2009
5.24.2009
5.05.2009
MotherF%$king Computers and Erins glowing balls
Happy cinco de mayo, or whatever. I have just spent the last 1.5 hours in an epic battle against the damned computer and Erin's glowing balls. First off, the MotherF$*king computer. This bastard hasn't been working right for the last damned week. I think Miller has been looking at dirty girl pictures on his free time and caught it a virus. It has been slow and non-cooperative. Erin tried a simple task like hooking up the camera for pictures for her blog, and the computer gave her the middle finger. I tried the same damned thing(around electronics, I tend to have an aura of power), but it didn't work for me either. So started an hour oddessy of webpages, downloads, and beer can crunchingness on the foreheadedness, that was very frustrating. So I finally shut the fucker off, and lo and behold, miracles upon miracles, the camera connected to the computer and proceeded to download images to the correct folder and blah de fucking blah. It had something to do with other USB devices being plugged into the computer, and some other wizardry. (Sean, now would be a good time not to tell me what I did wrong, go back to Fallout). 2. Erin's glowing Balls. Below is a video:
Anyhow, one of these glowing balls decided that it wasn't going to work. So after a half hour of fuckery with wires, screwdrivers and more beer can crunchingness to the foreheadedness, I threw it down in frustration...Lo and Behold, Miracles upon Miracles, the Light lit, and Erin's Glowing Ball began to glow. Hallelujah, a prefect end to a complete waste of an evening.
The evening wasn't a complete waste, Jess and Jerry had a Cinco celebration at their house that was good. What was a waste was every second after I got home.
Here is a picture of Miller as well as a picture of a tall man on a small bike:
Anyhow, one of these glowing balls decided that it wasn't going to work. So after a half hour of fuckery with wires, screwdrivers and more beer can crunchingness to the foreheadedness, I threw it down in frustration...Lo and Behold, Miracles upon Miracles, the Light lit, and Erin's Glowing Ball began to glow. Hallelujah, a prefect end to a complete waste of an evening.
The evening wasn't a complete waste, Jess and Jerry had a Cinco celebration at their house that was good. What was a waste was every second after I got home.
Here is a picture of Miller as well as a picture of a tall man on a small bike:
5.02.2009
Since I got tagged by Jess...
8 Things I'm Looking Forward to:
1. Miller to be done with teething
2. Trip to Minnesota
3. Miller learning to walk
4. Laptop project at work to be over with
5. Not having to come back into work tomorrow
6. Shots of Tequila on Cinco de Mayo
7. Lunch
8. Tomorrow.....cuz I get better looking every day
8 Things I Did Yesterday:
1. Gave my son whiskey
2. Cut myself 5 times at work
3. Ate Pizza for lunch
4. Cooked supper
5. Enjoyed a Stogie
6. Drank alcoholic libations
7. Played guitar
8. Watched 'Let the Right One In'.
8 Things I Wish I Could Do/Want to Do:
1. Play guitar better
2. Knock a pheasant out of sky air with a 12 gauge
3. Buy a bigger house
4. Hire a beer wench
5. Make Miller feel better when he is sick
6. Fly like Superman
7. Have more money than I know what to do with
8. Have a whole week where I have absolutely no responsibilities
8 Shows I Watch:
1. The Office
2. Deadliest Catch
3. Lost
4. Headbangers Ball
5. How I Met Your Mother
6.
7.
8.
1. Miller to be done with teething
2. Trip to Minnesota
3. Miller learning to walk
4. Laptop project at work to be over with
5. Not having to come back into work tomorrow
6. Shots of Tequila on Cinco de Mayo
7. Lunch
8. Tomorrow.....cuz I get better looking every day
8 Things I Did Yesterday:
1. Gave my son whiskey
2. Cut myself 5 times at work
3. Ate Pizza for lunch
4. Cooked supper
5. Enjoyed a Stogie
6. Drank alcoholic libations
7. Played guitar
8. Watched 'Let the Right One In'.
8 Things I Wish I Could Do/Want to Do:
1. Play guitar better
2. Knock a pheasant out of sky air with a 12 gauge
3. Buy a bigger house
4. Hire a beer wench
5. Make Miller feel better when he is sick
6. Fly like Superman
7. Have more money than I know what to do with
8. Have a whole week where I have absolutely no responsibilities
8 Shows I Watch:
1. The Office
2. Deadliest Catch
3. Lost
4. Headbangers Ball
5. How I Met Your Mother
6.
7.
8.
5.01.2009
Miller's First Nightcap
actually it was more of a 3a.m. cap, but whatever time it was it worked. Jim Beam works on babies gums. He woke up pissed off at 3, and I had tried just about everything...The boy didn't want to be held, didn't want to be put down, didn't want the lights on, didn't want the lights off, didn't want any liquid, just wanted to be a miserable cuss. He had a slight fever, so we gave him some tylenol, he was coughing like a 20 year smoker, so we gave him some cough medicine, still not happy. Finally I had enough, my Mom had been hinting at rubbing whiskey on his gums for the last couple of weeks, so we decided to give it a shot. Dipped my finger in the shot glass of Jim Beam and rubbed it on his bottom gums. Finger was a little wetter than necessary, so he probably go a few more drops on the first round than he needed, but he didn't make any faces.(earlier in the night we tried to give him some 7-up, and the face he made after that, made me think that I accidently bought the cat-shit flavored 7-up). After another couple swipes of the gums, we were done. We went and sat on the porch and rocked while staring at Erin's glowing balls, and about 5 minutes later he was out. I could just be the whiskey, or it could have been the cocktail of cough medicine, tylenol, and whiskey, but whatever it was it worked. Hopefully tonight goes better, because I don't want all you perverts waiting outside my porch at 3 in the morning hoping to catch a glimpse of me in my tighty-whiteys.
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