Well its about time.

Yeah, yeah, I been slacking. work has been a real mutherfucker though lately, and I have been a bit on the crabby side. If you don't have anything nice to say you shouldn't say anything at all....so there. But the last few days have been pretty damned fine.(although I plugged the wife's shitter this morning) I am finally caught up on sleep. Friday night the wife and I went out with some friends for a delicious supper, and came home and crawled into bed pretty much right afterwords.(not with the friends sicko) I was sleeping before 9 o'clock. Yesterday I didn't wake up until 10. That is the most hangover free sleep I have had in a long while. Last night we were in bed at 845 after watching ratatouille(which was excellent) and I was sleeping by 9 o'clock. No sleeping in the morning though, I am so wide awake I could save the world. Instead I will finish my chores, clean my guns, and read the paper. This whole having two days off before chrimmus eve is fantastic. You can get everything done that you need to, so you don't feel rushed on the big day. Nice. That is all. Now, some Chrimmusy quotes:

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
John Cleese, "Mony Python"

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Erma Bombeck

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.
~Benny Hill

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
W.C. Fields


Jess said...

Best Ryan comment evah:

"I will finish my chores, clean my guns, and read the paper"!

Santa better be careful when sneaking in to deliver the gifts, else he's gonna get a cap in his ass!

Shannon said...

Jon and I were in bed by 9:00 on Friday too. Nice!!

Also, my Dad is in the background agreeing with your comment about men and gift wrapping. Apparently, the wrapping job he did this afternoon was "pretty bad" - by his own admission. :)