After Drunk Guilt

Uff. I haven't had it in awhile, but I am exhibiting strong symptoms this morning. I woke up this morning, with a cloud of embarrassed fuzziness running through my head, knowing that I couldn't quite remember exactly what transpired the evening before. You see, we went over to Jess and Jerrys last night, to have some drinks with them to celebrate them finishing their house. Well, a few turned into a few to many, and next thing you know I am giving one of the hosts the helicopter. Also, it may seem like a good idea in ones head, that once one knows one is going to be mooned as soon as they step out of the bathroom, it is generally NOT a good idea to grab extra strength mouthwash and shoot it at the mooners junk. Especially when the mooner is standing over week old tile. I will feel better once I know that there wasn't any lasting damage to the tile, but as for now I am off to wallow in my guilt.


Jess said...

Oh, Ryan, part of me would love to give you heart failure by reporting that the Scope ate through the tile and it has to be replaced and that the heilcoptering scrambled my brain, but the reality is that the tile is just fine and I have a tough noggin.

Things did escalate though, huh? How did that happen?

I'm feeling alright this morning, but the Jer-Bear is a bit on the barfy side.

Erin said...

The tile guilt is totally warranted but helicopters...nah. You "pink bellied" me and no one has reported guilt about that.

Jer-Bear shouldn't have had champagne, beer, and mixed drinks. That would put anyone in the bathroom.

Jess said...

What would have been even funnier is if the host you gave a helicopter to had been Jerry!

Actually, I'd just be impressed with that.

And I do hope there was some guilt after you "pink bellied" your wife. That was not friendly.

Froyd said...

aw, man...drunken chicanery and shenanigans...I'm sad that I missed it.