Forced Rehab

I had to have some dental surgery done this morning. I had an abcess in my gums from a piece of food that got stuck between my tooth and gum and caused an infucktion. It swelled up and separated from the bone. This morning, they had to cut that fucker open, scrape all the infucktion out, then cut the extra gum off, and sew it up. The whole thing went smooth, it only took about 10 minutes. I did get a bit queezy during all the scraping and cutting, but I pulled through. Here is the bad part: no chewing tobacco, no acidic beverages, no carbonated beverages, and no smoking for a week. That leaves me heroin and cocaine for mind altering substances. Dandy. The wife is gone for three days this week, Ozzfest is on thursday, Poison concert is on Saturday, and Labor day party on Sunday. wheeeeeeeeeeee.........