Well, on the positive side at least baby class hasn't been too much of a bunch of new-wave hippie bullshit. On the negative side, they sure as shit don't glamorize childbirth whatsoever. I don't need visions of rainbows with fairy's riding flying unicorns whilst a choir of heavenly angels rejoice and sing hallelujah while LBF is crowning, but all the talk of mucus plugs, bloody shows, and the bag of waters was enough to make me want to vomit. I think I will stay up by Erins head thank you very much. That may all change the day of, but I really don't think I want to see the chaos that will be erupting in the wife's undersmile that day.
Guitar lessons tonight. Hopefully by the second baby, I will be on tour somewhere in Tokyo, and not be able to make it back until the baby is washed and swaddled.
That is all. Good day.
3 comments:
Now, do you appreciate what your wife has to do?
It is gross...I will give you that. But it is so exciting that you will forget all that. John wanted to stand by my head too but I was so cranky the doctor told him to come down out of the line of fire! He was awe struck.
You and Jon will be thinking you invented the whole thing soon.
The hardest part is what you "boys" have to give up once the baby is here. Life changes my friend.
At least you'll be watching all these events and not experiencing them for yourself!
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