11.02.2006

1,000,000 Bucks

That is how I feel this morning. I only had one beer last night and I went to bed at 9. I think I am finally getting over the cold that I have had for the last week, and I caught all green lights on the way to work today. I wish I hadda bought me a lottery ticket last night, I would probably have won. Tonight we are headed to Bass Pro to stock up on supplies for Hog Hunting this weekend. We are doing a hunt in the JW Corbitt WMA looking for Hogs, deer, Squirrel, and anything else that gets in the way of our bullets. I really hope that I don't get gored by a wild hog since we will be hunting on foot. As a defense against this I will be wearing a picture of me in my Ric Flair costume to keep wild animals from charging me. That should be enough to scare off anyone. That is all for now.

5 comments:

Jess said...

That picture makes me nauseous.

Erin said...

You boys are so sick. What fun is hunting and killing cute bores that could stab and eat you alive?

Anonymous said...

Squeeze off a round for me. (with the 9mm that is, you freak!)

Jess said...

Erin:
I'm sorry but your typos makes your comment very funny: "bores" instead of "boars." I think it's wrong to kill "bores" as well: It's not entirely their fault that they aren't exciting.

Erin said...

woops! It's been one of those days. I had a Jon moment!