So my wife went out of town this weekend to attend her 10 yr class reunion, leaving me with many hours of free time on my hands. Now given this situation, you might think to yourself, hmmm...lots of free time, no wife, what is a man to do? I could've gone to strip clubs, consumed copious amounts of illicit drugs, drank myself silly, hung out with loose women, and watched endless hours of pornography. Nope, besides drinking myself silly one of those nights, I didn't participate in any of these titillating activities. I pretty much dorked out this weekend. I went to the hobby shop on Saturday and bought some things I needed for my radio controlled gas truck, and I bought a new rc plane. I then got my gas truck running and went and hung out with a buddy and raced around the parking lot for about an hour.
Saturday night I assembled the plane and got it ready to fly. Sunday I woke up at the ass-crack of dawn and went and flew the plane before it got too windy(no crashes).
After that I went to the Rc Car track and raced on the track for about 2 hours(no broken parts). Then I came home and last night I raced my Mini Z with a buddy for about an hour.
It is probably a wonder I am married at all with activities such as these.
ABC Friday- 4 Beers
ABC Saturday- 7 Beers
ABC Sunday- God only knows(I think 8 beers and 2 whiskey cokes, but its pretty fuzzy)
2 comments:
Not only is it a wonder that you're married, but it's a miracle you don't still live in your parents' basement and have weekend gatherings for "D&D"!
Yes, if you take the two 00's off the 200, and crash it every other weekend.
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