I noticed that there is a certain party the night before that race. Will you be able to resist the sweet, intoxicating lure of alcohol when you have a race the next day? Or, are you confident that you can beat me while hungover?
Be prepared for my devious offerings of beer and Wild Turkey -- I don't play fair.
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I noticed that there is a certain party the night before that race. Will you be able to resist the sweet, intoxicating lure of alcohol when you have a race the next day? Or, are you confident that you can beat me while hungover?
Be prepared for my devious offerings of beer and Wild Turkey -- I don't play fair.
The key to winning here is that you
A) don't go to sleep
B) stay drunk
C) perhaps kneecap the other competitors?
I have never kneecapped anyone...but I have always looked for an opportunity.
Nancy Kerrigan-dark hair
Jess-Dark Hair
Nancy Kerrigan-Potential Gold Medalist
Jess-Potential Gold Medalist in 5k competition
Tanya Harding-Snarly Blond Hair
Ryan-Snarly Blond Hair
Tanya Harding-Sore "possible" loser
Ryan-Sore "possible loser"
Coincidence? I think not.
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