2. Try to be a Good Father to Miller by keeping him away from the following:
Booze:
Drugs:
Women:
3. Beat these 2 Assholes at the 2009 Wingman Competition
Pablo:
Parkin:
That should just about do it. Happy New Years Everyone!
12.31.2008
New Years Resolution 2009
1. Continue to suck at Guitar:
2. Try to be a Good Father to Miller by keeping him away from the following:
Booze:
Drugs:
Women:
3. Beat these 2 Assholes at the 2009 Wingman Competition
Pablo:
Parkin:
That should just about do it. Happy New Years Everyone!
2. Try to be a Good Father to Miller by keeping him away from the following:
Booze:
Drugs:
Women:
3. Beat these 2 Assholes at the 2009 Wingman Competition
Pablo:
Parkin:
That should just about do it. Happy New Years Everyone!
12.24.2008
Twas da Nite befoe Chrimmus....
Ebonics Crimmus Poem
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
And all ower da hood;
ereybody wuz' sleepin';
Dey wuz sleepin' good.
We hunged up our stockings;
An hoped like de' heck;
That old Santa Clause;
Be bringin' our check.
All o'de fambily;
Wuz layin in de beds;
While Ripple and Thunderbird;
Danced through dey heads.
I passed out inna' flo;
Right nex to my Maw;
When I heard sech a fuss;
I looked out thru de bars;
What covered my doe;
'spectin' de sheriff;
Wif a warrent fo sho.
And what did I see;
I said, "Lawd look at dat!!"
Ther' wuz a huge watermellon;
Pulled by giant warf rats!!
Now ober all de years;
Santa Clause, he be white;
But looks liken us bros;
Gets a black Sanna dis nite.
Faster dan a Po'lees car;
My home boy he came;
He whupped on dem warf rats;
An' called dem by name!
On Leroy, on 'Lonzo ;
And on Willie Lee;
On Saphire, on Chenequa;
Dey wuz a site to see!!
As he landed dat watta' mellon;
Out der in da skreet;
I knowed it was fo' sho';
Da damndest site I ebber did see.
He didn't go down no chimbley;
He picked da' lock on my doe;
An' I sez to myself;
"Shit!! He done dis befoe!!!"
He had dis big bag;
Full of prezents I 'xpect;
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold;
To wear roun' my neck.
But he left no good prezents;
Jus started stealing my shit;
Got my drugs, got my guns,
Even got my burglar's kit!!
Wit my stuff in de bag;
Out da window he flewed;
I woudda' tried to catched him;
But he stoled my 'nife too!!
He jumped on dat wadda' mellon;
An' whipped out a switch;
He wuz gone in a seccon';
Dat son of a bitch!!
Next year I be hopin':
Anutha Sanna we git;
Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause;
Jus' ain't werf a shit!!!
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
And all ower da hood;
ereybody wuz' sleepin';
Dey wuz sleepin' good.
We hunged up our stockings;
An hoped like de' heck;
That old Santa Clause;
Be bringin' our check.
All o'de fambily;
Wuz layin in de beds;
While Ripple and Thunderbird;
Danced through dey heads.
I passed out inna' flo;
Right nex to my Maw;
When I heard sech a fuss;
I looked out thru de bars;
What covered my doe;
'spectin' de sheriff;
Wif a warrent fo sho.
And what did I see;
I said, "Lawd look at dat!!"
Ther' wuz a huge watermellon;
Pulled by giant warf rats!!
Now ober all de years;
Santa Clause, he be white;
But looks liken us bros;
Gets a black Sanna dis nite.
Faster dan a Po'lees car;
My home boy he came;
He whupped on dem warf rats;
An' called dem by name!
On Leroy, on 'Lonzo ;
And on Willie Lee;
On Saphire, on Chenequa;
Dey wuz a site to see!!
As he landed dat watta' mellon;
Out der in da skreet;
I knowed it was fo' sho';
Da damndest site I ebber did see.
He didn't go down no chimbley;
He picked da' lock on my doe;
An' I sez to myself;
"Shit!! He done dis befoe!!!"
He had dis big bag;
Full of prezents I 'xpect;
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold;
To wear roun' my neck.
But he left no good prezents;
Jus started stealing my shit;
Got my drugs, got my guns,
Even got my burglar's kit!!
Wit my stuff in de bag;
Out da window he flewed;
I woudda' tried to catched him;
But he stoled my 'nife too!!
He jumped on dat wadda' mellon;
An' whipped out a switch;
He wuz gone in a seccon';
Dat son of a bitch!!
Next year I be hopin':
Anutha Sanna we git;
Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause;
Jus' ain't werf a shit!!!
12.21.2008
AC/DC Concert
Was awesome. Sitting in the 5th row was loud as hell but totally worth it. The sounds was good, the lights and pyro were good, and the stage was pretty cool. Here are some pics:
12.12.2008
12.07.2008
12.06.2008
12.04.2008
6 months of Millerifficness.
From this:
To this:
If you notice in the top photo, his weight is 7lbs 10 ounces. As of this morning, he was 20lbs 8 ounces, with his clothes on and after eating. That is an approximate weight gain of 13 lbs, or roughly what a freshmen girl in college will gain her first year. Impressive.
Out of the last 6 months, the first two months were brutal, the middle 2 months were tolerable, and the last 2 months have been great. He sleeps from 7.pm. to 6:15 in the morning, eats the rice cereal like its going out of style(which is saying something, because the dog wouldn't even eat it), and is a genuinely happy baby. Hopefully he continues this trend until he gets married and has someone else to take care of him.
There, I have made my post for the month, maybe I will write again come January.
That is all. Good day.
Oh yeah, I can walk like a sunofabitch now. If ice dancing wasn't so gay I would probably do that, that is how graceful I am.
To this:
If you notice in the top photo, his weight is 7lbs 10 ounces. As of this morning, he was 20lbs 8 ounces, with his clothes on and after eating. That is an approximate weight gain of 13 lbs, or roughly what a freshmen girl in college will gain her first year. Impressive.
Out of the last 6 months, the first two months were brutal, the middle 2 months were tolerable, and the last 2 months have been great. He sleeps from 7.pm. to 6:15 in the morning, eats the rice cereal like its going out of style(which is saying something, because the dog wouldn't even eat it), and is a genuinely happy baby. Hopefully he continues this trend until he gets married and has someone else to take care of him.
There, I have made my post for the month, maybe I will write again come January.
That is all. Good day.
Oh yeah, I can walk like a sunofabitch now. If ice dancing wasn't so gay I would probably do that, that is how graceful I am.
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